What’s the comb thing. Feel like I missed something not necessarily important…but really funny and weird.
I’m a Capricorn. If I get something I didn’t order, shit gets fixed.
To click or not to click…
Most of that comes from the fact that the other 11 signs are so fucking disappointing and inept.
We carry a heavy burden
Knocking the bottom out of an occasional Taurus or Scorpio takes the edge off though.
Leo in my life was the one that got away.
She could be mean af. The shitnshe’d say in a fight? Sweet Jesus, Leo’s can leave a mark.
Let’s the protesters know who has the paychecks, right?
Kek’d
Clowns aren’t so subtle these days
As far as this Capricorn is concerned, there’s nothing wilder in the sack than a Scorpio. Taurus can be down for some dirty, too. But scorpios make fucking dangerous.
Never do your sis that way, anon.
Come on. We are respectable friend here.
My young sea goat days are long past me.
Married 12 years.
My teriyaki noodles just got delivered.
Any of you faggots spare a comb?
Yeah he did. I post this at least once a day to remind her