nobody cares about your theory.

https://electrek.co/2018/08/10/tesla-supercharger-cover-99-us-population-within-150-miles/

I hear spontaneous combustion is a mother fucker but I'm just not sure if it's salty enough to pickle up someone's asshole.

https://distrita.com/99-of-the-worlds-population-eats-more-salt/