Who let the dogs out?
All that walking to Synagogue on Saturday. The sidewalk congestion is out of control. Something must be done.
There's also the environmental impact on salmon from all the lox.
That was an interesting read. Not into salmon but at least now I know.
To kipper something is to hot smoke it. I believe kippers (BR) are smoked herring. But would need a certified kipper expert to weigh in.
I prefer to think of them as "mineral enriched."
Literally: All who carry it will be sarat or cut, marked, or tattooed.
Roll her in butter and douse her with flour. Aim for the wet spot.