Once fb and twit are named Public Utilities and taken over by the FCC and several current "leaders" and employees of fb and twit are jailed, what do we think they should be named?

DARPA_Face? New-Life-log? C_twit_A?

Facey-McFaceFace? Can-We-Get-A-Twit-in-Here?

Probably needs more work. ;)