That would require rewriting the code for all of 8chan.
Thank you, grammar Nazi. You are correct.
We would be asking Codemonkey to make an 8chan-wide change for all of the users, just because some users on this board are too inept to be able to spot fake Q from real Q.
Codemonkey has already gone well above and beyond the call of duty for us. I think it would be a little too much to ask.
What's worse, I think, is who practices them. That's the scary part.