For keks…
MA = 4'8", 110 lbs, 80 yrs old.
Ma: these people…
Me: who Ma?"
Ma: Dems…
Me: oh??
Ma: yes! Look we were union and voted dem
Ma: NO MORE!!!
Ma: now they say we have a racist president
Me: go on ma
Ma: they say he only likes CHRISTIANS
Ma: but now he's giving a black man A MEDAL!!!
Me: yup
Ma: and, you know what more…he's a MUSLIM
Me: (spit out coffee)
Ma: they think we're stupid, but you what??
Ma: We're not
Ma: THESE PEOPLE ARE STUPID!!!!
Me: kek
Ma: ass holes. Let me get you a coffee