We all know what comes after this
Be me in 1979
> building a ramp with plank of wood and bricks
>jump two of my mates on one of them slick machines.
>Get max air
>cleared mates easily
>nose dived like shot down plane
>bend front wheel and forks back so they now hit the frame
>go over the handlebars
>bark off me everywhere
>give now fucked bike back to the kid I borrowed it off
>limp home, get patched up by me mother
>old man wants to know who's bike i wrecked
>told him
>go round to their place, kid is crying cause i fucked his new bike he's had for a week and his mother told him not to let anyone ride it.
>my old man offers 50 bucks to pay for damage
>his mother said no, I told kid to not let anyone ride it
>poor kid doesn't have a functioning bike anymore
If you're reading this mate, fkn sorry dude….