go buy some real silverware and, you know, I think it's better because now I don't eat my salad with my fingers, and I don't have to watch out for getting salad dressing all over my fingers.
I have a pain in my side from laughing sometimes. Can you give me some free medical advice and possibly violate rules about giving out medical advice without a license that are a back door to censorship?
thanks for your answers in advance because I know you want to help.
please provide everything you know, which might not be very much.
the preceeding was satirical and in no way should be taken as medical advice.