Someone should do what they did to Ron Burgandy in Anchorman

to some of these dipshits in Congress. They're just reading

off the page I bet half of them didn't even write for themselves.

All you'd have to do is switch one or two words in the little

speeches they're giving to make them look absolutely stupid.

Just throw a curse word in there, or switch a noun with a

silly one. Certain people today would have totally fell for it.

Or better yet, just take the paper.

Only a few of these guys are going off the top, which says

a lot. Very few, mostly on the Republican side-