Look at my go getter. Such a worker. I hope that Mr. Brock knows what he's got in my bubby.
We've talked about this bubby. Denying your birth right will come to no good end. Remember Shoshanna? Got her nose lobbed, married a goy, and can't even spend one week in Boca.
Is this how you talk to your mother that walked the floor with your colic? This is the thanks I get? If I was speaking to you I'd tell you to get on your knees and beg forgiveness. You shame this family.
If I was talking to you, which I'm not, I would tell you that my dear departed Moshe, God rest his soul, is going to haunt you throughout eternity for the shame you bring your heritage. For shame bubby, for shame. To deny your Jewishness. No more brisket for you Angie.
Angie's beauty is timeless and the legend will live thru the ages. But she is dead to me until she acknowledges her Jewish upbringing. I cannot and will not accept this insult.
Sad clown is sad. Maybe you can grow into your Jewishness and walk like a man.
Still talking to yourself? Let me know when the voices in your head tell you to make me a sammy. I'm hungry. Chicken would work.
Dank copy pasta from the Angie Meister. Damn you're woke.