I need to put this out there since I saw someone throwing shade at George Washington in a previous bread. This isn't about the whole "first real president" thing.

George Washington is /ourfuckingguy/. He's basically JFK + DJT.

The man was a phenomenal spymaster. He was able to infiltrate the mystery schools, especially babylon, and start the American Revolution in order to establish what the USA always should have been. Just prior to the revolution, he actually made up the term "Illuminati" to confuse the members of Mystery Babylon into thinking that the American Revolution was a part of their plans.

Don't ever talk down about George Washington.