>>6460375 Hog Man has a 2x4 strapped to his back to keep him from tipping over on his face. It's tucked down past his sumo belt down into his hippo butt crack. Meanwhile, he hasn't been able to see the scales past his triple hog gut for 20 years, so when the doctor asks him how much he weighs, he says, "A ton, give or take a couple hundred pounds. Got any snacks?" And the jacket isn't unbuttoned by choice….that's as far as it can possibly close.

Q says if Mueller is dirty, RR is too. Who thinks Mueller is clean?