OK faggots, lets take a trip down memory lane:
(Feb 9th is Day 0)
Starting at Feb 10th = Day 1
T30 March 12
May loses 2nd Brexit Vote
Operation Varsity Blues goes mainstream
Cardinal George Pell sentenced to 6 years prison
Trump to close immigration operations abroad
California suspends death penalty, 737 inmates get to live
Last day of Elecrtical Blackouts in Venezuala (March 7-12) but also happens again (March 25-29)
(NOTE: that's eleven days of darkness…but if these dates are off, could this be ten days?)
https://www.nytimes.com/issue/todayspaper/2019/03/13/todays-new-york-times
T45 March 27
Brexit Rejected, May offers to step down
Trump pushes to Nullify Obamacare
India shoots down a fucking satelite
Article talking about how China thinks Trump's tough trade talks are similar to 1840's Opium War
Trump tells Russia to stop fucking around with Venezuela
Jussie Smollett charges dropped for fake hate crime
Meanwhile, Charlottesville Attacker pleads guilty to hate crime
https://www.nytimes.com/issue/todayspaper/2019/03/28/todays-new-york-times
T60 April 11
Julian Assange Arrested on Apr 11
Avenatti is Charged
Gregory Craig (ex Obama aide) indicted lying to DOJ
Israel Moon Lander Crashes (suure it did)
Pope Benedict returns to Public Eye
Omar Hassan alBashir ousted from Sudan
https://www.nytimes.com/issue/todayspaper/2019/04/12/todays-new-york-times
T90 May 11
Rod Rosenstein's last day
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