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THIS IS OFFICIALLY A QTHUMA THREAD. POST ONLY YOUR FINEST HUMAS. OFF TOPIC POSTS WILL BE FILTERED BY PATRIOTIC ANONS WHO KNOW THAT ANYTHING BUT QT HUMAS CONTRIBUTE NOTHING AND SHIT UP THE BREAD
THE THEME FOR THIS EVENING'S HUMA THREAD IS SMUG HUMAS. POST YOUR CUTEST AND SMUGGEST HUMAS BUT ALL HUMAS ARE WELCOME. THIS IS A BOARD OF UNITY.
SOME MIGHT SAY THAT THIS PICTURE IS NOT SMUGNESS BUT RATHER A STAGED, PAPER THIN VENEER OF A SMILE HIDING DARK SECRETS AND EXISTENTIAL DREAD. TO THEM, I SAY, ALL HUMAS ARE WELCOME.
I AM SOMETIMES ASKED HOW I CAN BE ATTRACTED TO SUCH A HORSEFACED CAMELJOCKEY. IN ALL HONESTY, MY TIME REFLECTING ON QTHUMA HAS EXPANDED MY THINKING AND FILLED ME WITH SERENE AND INFINITE LOVE. I AM NOW AROUSED BY HORSES AND CAMELS AND HUMA.
WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN THE CLASSIFIED EMAILS ON YOUR PRIVATE SERVER WON'T PRINT AND YOU REALLY REALLY NEED TO HAND A FOUNDATION DONOR A PAPER WITH CLASSIFIED INFORMATION ON IT? WHO COULD POSSIBLY SOLVE SUCH A PROBLEM!?!?
YOU GUESSED IT. QT HUMA.