Holy shit, he actually did it.
I thought Buttigieg was a Howard Stern creation, but Mad Magazine also makes sense.
And he had to look up Alfred E. Neuman? Goddamn, this keeps getting better and better. What a boob.
This sucks, but maybe someone else can implement it better.
Hmm. Getting there. This idea still sucks, but Mayor Butt probably isn't worth much more effort anymore.