Hey 45 and 17, might be nice if you guys got in front of this alien thing. There are now 666 gorillion signatures on the Area 51 raid signup sheet, of course it's a "joke" but it's one of those things where everyone already knows there are aliens running around all over the planet. Boomers always think a person's brain is going to melt when they find out aliens are real… the kids already know. It's obvious. Why not own the Dems for all eternity by making a simple announcement and becoming a real legend.
I get that the reality of aliens is probably pretty scary, but we deal with a lot of scary shit every day, and we don't even have power like you guys have. We have foreign invaders coming in with impunity, AI is on the horizon so a lot of us will soon be out of a job with zero prospects, and if we're white it's even worse because we have no one on our side, at least, not anyone who isn't attacked by the left and disavowed by the right.
Why not turn the tide on the Naruto runners charging Area 51 with a disclosure counter-assault?