You must be a simple, name.fame.fagging faggot.
There is only one course of action that makes sense.
You need to go get another DUI which will even the score. If they are going to credit you for one anyway, you should take it.
Don't need a lawyer, after you've been charged and go to arraignment, explain this all to the judge. He will immediately confirm it should have been a 'push' and clear your record before he drops the current charge.
No attorney fees, no mess, no fuss.
Your bigger problem is a Karmic one, since you work for Chase Bank.