I was thinking today. We need to write up a news article. Remember that article from anon that justified the Steele dossier? We can do the same thing.
Donald Trump Jr gave us the ammo yesterday, reposting a fake CNN meme that came from here.
Before you freak out about what follows… this is my idea to TROLL the fake news media!!!!
The basic story would go like this: PART 1
Donald Trump Junior, and possibly the rest of the Trump family seem to be living in a strange alternative reality. They believe that they are communicating with 20 million Russian Bots on a board that is hosted on a website that is known as the darkest corner of the Internet. We have solid proof given to us that the Russian Bots are all in bot farms in Russia. The primary mission of these Russian Bots seems to be generating and collecting memes. They have been instructed to save every meme offline, and at last count, each Russian Bot has saved over 2,000 memes each. The Russian Bots then go on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube spreading all of these memes everywhere, necessitating the defense of these other platforms from the Russian Bot Farmers. They have made it easy to ban and censor them, because they use easily recognized hashtags including #Qanon, #GreatAwakening, #POTUS, #InternetBillOfRights, and many other hashtags.
The primary leader of this strange alternative reality is some impressionable character who goes by the name of Qanon. Qanon generates such excitement from the Russian Bots every time that he posts, often garnering 75 to 100 replies on each one of his posts. For the record, a normal amount of replies to an individual Russian Bot is between one and zero. Nearly all of the Russian Bots that post on this board post as Anonymous, however, there are a few notable exceptions. Other people who post on this board include 11, who is rumored to be a certain woman that the rest of the Russian Bots do not like, National Archive Fag, which seems to be a Russian Bot who thinks he works at the Smithstonian, Qanon Map Maintainer, who somehow connects the primary leader's postings on another website, and last, a bot that goes by the name of Village Idiot who likes to generate randomly generated graphics and post on the board.
Things that the Russian Bots posting within this strange alternative reality seem to believe in include the following. Most Jewish people are very bad people. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are in prison at Guantanamo Bay, the location of the prison for the worst terrorists in the world. That the Parkland School shooting was a false flag somehow connected to the CIA and the FBI. It appears that they believe that Up is Down and Left is Right. One example that they point out is the fact that the Standard Hotel in Los Angeles has a logo that is upside down and backwards. They also believe that Pizzagate was a real thing, and had nothing to do with pizza. According to the Russian bots, it had everything to do with Hollywood types molesting young children.
According to the alternative reality that these Russian Bots believe in, the Democratic Party is full of demons and witches. They also believe that people that are in higher positions drink human blood to stay young and many other unspeakable things that aren't fit for print in a mainstream publication. Rod Rosentein and Robert Mueller are both conducting ineffective investigations, and will eventually complete their investigations having found absolutely no evidence of Russian Bots or Russian Collusion with Donald Trump in the 2016 Election.