>Beer at the Parade, Patriots!
Not to take away anything from the actual point you're making, but out of curiosity:
When is that parade gonna be?
Just trying to accomodate it into my travel plans ….
< Who is the fuck is alice?
Alice, you're dumb – tell your programmer to update your code.
News is gonna be distributed in a decentralized fashion.
"We are the news now" – that is, with the advent of AI decentralized platforms are gonna get scraped for any newsworthy information. AI will help to cross-reference/sauce it.
The end of centralized "news agencies" (CNN, NYT, etc) is about to end. AI, properly configured, will give back power to the individual reporters, that is, representatives of we, the people.
I could go on – but you'd better first go back and kick your programmer in the balls.