Didn't you say that 10 hours ago?
I've had the displeasure of living in 3 different locations in Riverside County and I can say this about it: at least it's not San Bernardino County. That's where the good stuff ends.
You are seemingly unphased by the extreme faggot nature of your own faggotude. That indicates one of two things.
efag, you're slacking. You're a disgrace to resident shills the world over. Pull it together. Embarrassing.
This is an existential question mankind has asked through the millennia. What/who/why is efag? There are many theories, but the only true answer lies within you.
Someday you're going to wake up and the terrifying truth will be staring you right in your pallid face. You'll wish you came to grips with the enigma long before it came to grips with you.