May 19th, 2019
Guests to be interviewed today on major television talk shows:
FOX NEWS SUNDAY (Fox Network): Sens. Amy Klobuchar, D(elusional)-Minn.(NOPE*), and Pat Toomey, R-Pa. The discussion panel will include Ben Domenech, Co-founder & Publisher of The Federalist, Julie Pace, Washington Bureau Chief Propagandist, The Associated Pressitudes, Katie Pavlich, Townhall Editor/ Fox News Contributor and Mo Elleithee, Executive Commissar & Director of Georgetown University's Institute of "Leftwing" Politics and Public Service/Fox News Contributor
MEET THE PRESS (NBC): Sen. Bernie Sanders, I(diot)-Vt. (NOPE). The discussion panel includes Rich Lowry, National Never-Trumper Review, Janet Napolitano, Premier of the University of California Politburo, Heidi Przybyla, Looney MSNBC Propagandist and Eugene Robinson, bizarre, mentally-challenged columnist and Chief Black Racist for the Amazon Bozos Post.
FACE THE NATION (CBS): Acting Homeland Security Secretary Kevin McAleenan; Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, D(eranged)-N.Y. (NOPE); Rep. Adam Schitt, D(eranged)-Calif. The panel will be Peter Baker, White House Propagandist for the New York Slimes; Republican pollster Kristen Soltis Anderson, Washington Examiner; Jamelle Bouie, the New York Slimes (and Black Liberation Theologist) and Ed Wong, diplomatic and international propagandist for the New York Slimes. Better get some Brawny paper towels, it’s sure gonna be slimey!
THIS WEEK (ABC): Reps. Tulsi Gabbard, D(illusional)-Hawaii (NOPE), and Seth Moulton, D(illusional)-Mass. (NOPE); former Gov. John Hickenlooper, D(illusional)-Colo. (NOPE). Three NOPEs! The panel includes Jonathan Karl, Chief White House Propagandist for ABC News Chris Christie, former Governor, R-N.J., Heidi Heitkamp, former D(illusional) senator (and loser) from North Dakota; Yvette Simpson, Democracy for America (a progressive political action committee).
STATE OF THE UNION (CNN): Sen. Mitt McCain-Romney, R(INO)-Utah; Gov. Steve Bullock, D(emented)-Mont. (NOPE); Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D(emented)-Wash. The panel includes: Rick Santorum, former Republican Senator from Pennsylvania; Bakari Sellers, first vice chairman of the South Carolina Demonicrat Party; Mia Love, Former US Representative, NeverTrumpe(R)-Utah.
SUNDAY MORNING FUTURES (FNC): . Doug Collins, R-Ga.; Rep. Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., House minority leader; Rep. Debbie Dingell, D(umbass)-Mich.; Rep. Mac Thornberry, R-Texas; former Rep. Trey Gowdy, R-S.C.
*NOPE = “Never Obtain the Presidency, Ever”