You're going to have a real, real hard time convincing these fine anons that you're Jesus Christ. Get ready for some disagreement.
You's a punkass
No, sorry, not convincing even remotely. Not Jesus. You're some guy.
The power of Christ compels you…To shut the fuck up.
This guy is here for months and months and he posts all the time, regardless of who engages him.
Maybe you take my advice too