Will try to move this bread along with memes and shitposts since that's all I'm good for this late.
ZombieLoad. Intel fucked the pooch again but AMD is immune to this one anyway. Also Jayz ran some tests that showed that disabling hyper-threading in the BIOS only impacts performance by about 7% (with a hexacore CPU) which stops ZombieLoad and some other exploits. With the new 8+ core CPU's out now at a reasonable price (thanks AMD) it's practical and safer to just disable HT/SMT. In other news, they're coming out with antigrav cats. This means no more muddy pawprints on top of the refrigerator or litter being kicked out onto the floor. Pic related
Went to the beach today. As soon as I took my clothes off, the babes were all over me. Managed to cop a feel too.
I knew it had to be notable! If we can mass produce these we'll be invincible!
Supposed to be out in July. 12 fucking cores for $329. Fukken A! Sign me up. Sometime before Christmas I should have my Invincible Botnet of Fury up and running. Then I take over the internet. All will fear me and despair. In return for mankind's obedience I will eliminate Windows Updates and systemd. Every year I demand some "bad" girls for R&R, you can keep the virgins. They are of no use to me. I also demand free beer for life. I believe under the circumstances I'm being very reasonable. All in favor say "aye".
Early model of antigrav cat before they had all the bugs worked out. Luckily, he had a parachute.