To herald the coming of Daniel newfag.
Daniel is messiah prophet angel jesus smileyface newfag talks satan.
Daniel is better than Jesus but he can't say that directly because he promised.
Daniel can meme better than Jesus.
Daniel is not schizophrenic.
Daniel is not lonely.
Daniel has many friends.
Daniel goes to many parties.
Daniel is liked by many girls.
Most are in middle school.
Daniel smiles at the middle school girls and the middle school girls smile back.
Daniel tells them jokes and makes them laugh.
Daniel goes to sleep early and doesn't drink bourbon.