Is your queer larp struggling with its vanity
Choosey hobbits choose jiff brand
Real homo
Real hindsight
And some Krispy Kreme donuts at the federal reserve
Old pedo faggot gets high on young cock with wiretaps for cult memer says shitty meme catalog leaked into Hillary tranny memes
On our friend mr Benelli Super Black Eagle 3 Semiautomatic Shotgun got all his duck love ing frens together to wed those hobbits in holly matrimony
#gayestshotgunwedding #Ever
And then mr Marine Corp vet got permission to beat Lynn's family fugly face with a plastic jar of peanut butter in a nice sock
Then mr marine Corp vet got his old drinking buddies from the vfw with all their plastic peanut butter jars and nice socks and beat the shit out of those fbi trannys too
And they swung those plastic peanut butter jars in those nice socks like someone owed them money , and the FBI trannys finally learned the important lesson of stfu and illegal wiretapping
And those were the happiest elbows in all the shire with hobbits on their marry way to the #gayestshotgunwedding #ever
They were so happy they didn't even flinch when willcock got hit by that truck in the vfw parking lot
Or when it backed up and hit willcock again
Or even when they were drunk and pissed on willcocks fractured body later
They didnt even flinch when shillary tranny got decapitated by that dude with Yuge arms
Hannity loves Phillipino lady boys
Or when they all just drive home drunk and took turns running over willcock
They later learned it was his shitty Jew spam that fueled macabre finances with cynical serial killer lies and really shitty memes
And buttplugs like duke Harry
Then they got drunk again and laughed about the Krispy Kreme donuts andvthe federal reserve
All because mr Benelli Super Black Eagle 3 Semiautomatic Shotgun loved ducks and frens
POtatoe before prophecy
Old Irish