Trump & Sons: Kushner’s ‘Deal of Century’ – Bribing Palestinians to Go Away
After 18 months of flirting, hinting and promising, rumour has it that America’s President-In-Law is going to finally unveil his “Deal of the Century” peace plan for Israel and Palestine. It does have a ring to it, like a TV game show, or a Noel Edmonds fruit machine at the local pub. Another exciting business deal hatched in Trump Tower, but will it work?
Thankfully, some of the initial details have drifted out in Rupert Murdoch’s internal deep state communications journal (safely locked behind a pay wall, their own digital equivalent of a gated community), the Times of London. It’s official: the Old Testament has a new estate agent, wunderkind Jared Kushner. What could possibly go wrong?
We’re told by the President that his son-in-law’s plan is, “Really, really amazing. So amazing,” and nothing short of genius. Simply put, Kushner hopes to bribe the Palestinians with various ‘economic offers’ whilst keeping the real details of the deal secret and under wraps until a later opportune date. In other words, this will be the first time in history that the United States has initiated a ‘peace process’ without actually putting forward any actual peace plan. Kushner’s basic strategy pays homage to that great colonial tradition whereby, you try and lure the natives to the negotiation table with promises of treasure and status. Initially, this means a bit of money up front, along with photo opportunities with the world’s most execrated political figures from US, Israel, GCC and lower Manhattan, all in the hope that the Palestinians might end up signing some intermediary memorandum of understanding before August. And the clock is ticking; this road show needs to get moving before the summer holiday break, so that Trump can claim some kind of intermittent victory going into the upcoming 2020 election cycle.
The Palestinians should be forewarned, as they may as well be walking into a tacky business suite at some Holiday Inn off an I-95 turnpike somewhere in south Florida. On its face, Kushner’s vaunted Deal looks to be an inch deep, and is based on a profound lack of understanding not only of America’s own sordid role in the failed peace process, but also a failure to recognise Palestinian sovereignty. Hence, it is destined to go down in history the geopolitical equivalent of Glengarry Glen Ross, only transplanted in the Gulf. The same wool suits, the same long con job. It could be the world’s biggest-ever timeshare scam.
To add a little more sleaze to the picture, the Trump Administration is hoping to stage a ‘donors conference’ at the end of June, hosted by Saudi Arabia’s own off-shore pleasure haven, the Kingdom of Bahrain, where the deal-makers hope to dazzle a beleaguered Palestinian delegation with a week of high-level meetings, punctuated by opulent buffets, canapé parties, and more photo-ops with Arab sheikhs and American envoys. In the evening, delegates will retire to Bahrain’s finest 24 hour casinos, where they’ll be plied with even more food and drink, lots of gambling, and an endless parade of Miss Universe contestants to entertain the distinguished visitors. Yes, it may sound gaudy and cheap, but rest assured the organisers “care deeply” about the plight of the Palestinian, enough to spend “a lot of money” on this epic geopolitical junket.
https://21stcenturywire.com/2019/05/23/trump-sons-kushners-deal-of-century-is-bribing-palestinians-to-go-away/