le shooosh, misseur pasteur is workeeng
nadler is looking at his phone, just got his hourly lasagnabation email (rule 34, dont knock it)
you might look like a dumbass when your louis pasteur / moldy bread joke fails, but you get valuable feedback you can get no other way.
some things you can only learn by grabbing the cat's tail.
ok you caught me, i only saw the screen cap and used the first fat joke that popped into my head. i'll address this weaksauce production problem head on sir, but i cant make any promises.
I'd share a pic of my cat but he's camera shy and my lens is all scratched up. Damndest thing (I KID! Hes a pampered snooty bitch brought in from them real skreets)
Ok, but what does the General have to with this?
Yesss, this is exactly it. THANK YOU! That man knows some things that he can tell you, and you'd understand the words, but you would not really know unless you and Pinky the Cat had previously done business.
And in the even you'd met Slinky the Cat and asked her the same question, its still not the same thing that Pinky told our officer friend on camera. Its an intimate, unique understanding.
aaaand i'm done
every time a youngfag says "boomer", another youngfag's room is raided for weed.
sometimes dads run out.
sometimes.
dads.
run.
out.
i'm smoking your shit son. if you had to fuck her, you'd 1) understand and 2) hang yourself.
find better friends sonanon. seeds? sticks? what kind of retards are you hanging with? this is fucking ditchweed and if you payed more than $5 i'm kicking your ass.
in markiokart
Sonanon, you should look into this nice young lady. She seems very responsible. Fuck.
The man doesn't get to choose what she looks like when she's born, that's just her face. Fkin jeez man