Of all the people I want to see hanged, he [JB] is #1.
True story.
So I knew this girl and she had an accident and smashed her foot all up. Went to the docs and they did x-rays and whatnot. Turns out she tore all the ligaments in her ankle. Ouch. She's told 3 months in a walking cast to heal. Bummer. 2 days later she has a group of her friends pray over her for healing. Immediately after, she yanks off the boot and runs around the church completely healed. You explain, b/c I can't. I witnessed it.
Also knew a guy from church. Got diagnosed/confirmed w/ brain cancer. Prognosis bad. Church prayed for him. Went in for final testing before chemo. Cancer completely gone. Doctors are mystified. That kinda shit happens all the time in my world. It's not even that surprising any more.
Now that's some funny shit!