OMG. I LAUGHED AT THIS WAY TOO HARD
THIS IS FAKE NEWS!! THIS IS BASICALLY SEDITION. FREE SPEECH DOESN'T PROTECT THIS. YOU CAN TELL IT'S FAKE BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE DICK
THAT'S AN EXCELLENT POINT. I AM HAPPY TO ACKNOWLEDGE AND BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY MISTAKE. CONSIDER THIS A FORMAL RETRACTION AND APOLOGY TO WHATEVER THAT NEWSFAGGOTS NAME IS. OR WHOEVER. NOTICE THIS IS ABOVE THE FOLD AND IN ALLCAPSREDTEXT BECAUSE WE ARE THE NEWS NOW.
IN OTHER NEWS, WHAT CAN WE DO TO SOLVE THE TARD PROBLEM? TOOTS HAS A PLAN. WATCH HANNITY TOMORROW FOR BOOMS.
TSUUTSU? CHYUUTSU? TOUTSU? NIP T'S ARE WEIRD.
TIME TRAVELING SEX OFFENSE WOULD MAKE A PRETTY SWEET FILM. THAT'S PROB WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO WITH CAPTAIN AMERICA IF THE CHINKS GET MAD AT TRUMP. THEY ALREADY BIDEN'D HIM UP ON THAT BENCH.
You might want to dig on this. I definitely remember a story about Japan accepting some tiny number of refugees and then one of them immediately committing crimes
OH SHIT I FOUND SOME
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE JOKING. I SAW SOME OF THOSE DURING WAR GAMES AS A KID WHILE I WAS FISHING. IT'S PRETTY FUCKING SCARY SEEING THEM ALL POP UP FROM THE HORIZON.
THIS MIGHT BE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PICTURE I'VE SEEN OF THIS FUCKING OGRE BEARD
OH FUGG!!
Congratulations anon. You now instinctively smell manipulative shillfaggotry. You smell it loooong before you can be sure. And you will never be able to ignore it again.