To me it’s less than half full, so who drank my water?
To a realist it's completely full…half full of water and half full of air.
To the feminist, the water is raping the glass.
To the Globalist whether full or not it ain't yours.
To the marketer, it is a chance to sell more water.
To the drinker it's empty because it has water in it and no scotch
To the greenie, the glass is hugging and kissing the water.
To the civil engineer it has a 2:1 load coefficient
To the physicist there is a prism created behind the glass