>>6622836 (pb)

LOL

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>Drew's favorite kind of female audience members are somewhat overweight with sizeable rear-ends. The best way to tell if a specific woman has slept with Drew is the body language between them and the woman's lack of surprise at winning, especially if that woman is a "type" favored by Drew. So now, you ask, WHEN does he sleep with them? Could he possibly have time before taping? The answer is no. Here's how it works: Drew frequents bowling alleys and other lower-class hangouts, he's not into rich chicks, despite there being more than a few in L.A. They don't tend to have the body type he prefers. He "bumps into" women he is interested in and says 'excuse me' like he's a regular person, before striking up a conversation. He then hopes that he is recognized as a celebrity. If he is not, then he moves on. However, he is almost always recognized. After a brief conversation, he says, "Hey, how would like you like to be on the show? You look like you could use a new car, am I right?" This leads inevitably to the woman coming over to his place for the night.