Trump calls up Mueller: "hey, uh, they didn't take the bait."

Mueller: "I'm on it, Mr. President."

Mueller: gives press conference to get the left all worked up.

Mueller: calls up POTUS

Mueller: "how was that, sir?"

Trump: "well, Bob, I dunno yet, but we may have a problem, Bob."

Mueller: "how so, sir?"

Trump: "well, Bob, ever since DECLAS, I think they're all too afraid to do anything."

Mueller: "that's military planning at it's finest, sir."

Trump: "haha, you got that right, Bob…a tremendous job you and the boys have done. Do you think they'll ever catch on to how bad we've mindf***ed them, Bob?"

Mueller: "not until it's too late, sir, these people are stupid."

Trump: "that they are, Bob…that they are."