Fucking fuck off with this suicide crap, why do you idiots want to go to hell when Revelations is starting and the Devil is about to receive a major beatdown from God?
Once you end up in hell, you are stuck there forever. Are you this much of a dumb cunt?
Get high, get drunk, heck get some steroids and maybe some cocaine and have a fucking blast.
I personally recommend single malt Scotch whisky as another great thing as well.
Dangit, no wonder shits getting pushed out so slowly. It's all that retirement fiber making it super hard.
Should get the Angel of Death to go banzai on their punk asses.
>Won't be a funeral. I just want my ashes thrown in the garbage.
Honestly, whatever biological mess you leave will be incomparable to the mess you will create in your families lives, your SO and friends.
Suicide is the worst thing for those who were close to the one who committed it.
It's not an accident, it's not a random act, its not a disease or cancer. See, even those things actually help in terms of coping with death.
Suicide is just plain shit, someone decided to off themselves that day and no one is ever left with all the answers or the complete picture.
Please find Jesus and pray that he helps you get rest and respite from whatever demons and issues are tormenting you. Suicide and planting thoughts of worthlessness and suggestions of suicide is one of the Devils (and his demons) favorite tricks. The Devil through suicide steals the person and his/her soul forever from God and now that soul is permanently lost in Hell forever. Even Jesus Christ, sadly, will not be able to help you then.