So let’s imagine that there is a MB shadow government within the government.
Who might the members be?
My nomination are
Baroness Warsi. (Minister without portfolio?? Under David Cameron)
Sajid Javid and his brother Bas.
Sadiq Khan
Naz Shah MP for Bradford West (her mum did 7 years for murder)
Tulip Siddiq MP for Hampstead & Kilburn (her aunt Sheikh Hasini is Prime Minister of Bangladesh)
Rear Admiral Amjad Hussain
BBC’s Mishal Hussain
Former cop Tarique Ghaffur
And anybody called Huq, Chaudhery and Chakrabarti.
Oh yes and that hag Yasmin Alhibai Brown.
There are so many to choose from.
Who do (you) think might be MB?