>I can tell you that the giant spaghetti monster posseses bedbugs and makes then chose your bed instead of others.
Holy shit, anon. Don't do this to me. I was just about to go to bed, and now I'm all itchy.
>I'd prefer verifiable facts rather than assertions of religious beliefs.
Sorry, the road to acquiring esoteric knowledge is long and winding and I doubt many of us ever imagined we'd now be where we are, doing what we are. If I had known, I would have saved and screenshotted a lot more shit along the way, kept journals of my experiences, and more. I do those things NOW but that doesn't help me with recounting the last 15-20 years to do. I can't give you all the well-researched sauce and facts and infographics I'd like to give you. My own understanding of these things is spotty in the first place, and I'm no God or King, either. Just a shitlord that's up way past his bed time and fading fast. You can dig for yourself on the concept of organic portals. Don't look for factual information, scarce few people have it, and you probably won't find it. Instead, focus on understanding the concept (whether or not it's real) because that understanding can be adapted to other situations and ideas. It makes your brain and your thinking more malleable and in a metaphorical sense it can help you understand other things you're seeing despite having no "factual" framework to understand them properly. Good hunting.