>>6688708

>We know, you don't have to remind us everytime you enter the bathroom though.

I'm pretty sure one of your guys is really pleased with that information, and I don't want him to miss out on his favorite employment perk. ;)

Really, though, you spooks are alright. I wouldn't want to do that job. I've never been bothered by surveillance. The key is to just pretend people are always watching you–that way, you'll mostly only do things that you don't mind too much if other people see!

Chances are we're all being watched by billions of disembodied interdimensional spirits acting as neutral observers in our reality, anyway! We might as well entertain them.

>>6688801

>Vaporize Mexico

I kek'd even though you're kinda a bad person. I hope this type of humor never, EVER goes away. When I was a teenager, all of my friends and acquaintances of different races and backgrounds coexisted via a foundation of hyperbolic racism and teasing which put us all on some degree of equal ground, while also being really fun. Who's gonna launch the biggest burn today? That sort of thing. PC culture has taken away that outlet and made everyone hypersensitive and unable to cope with hurt feelings. It's utterly sad, and has set back race relations by decades.

>>6688821

Seems like a probable shitpost. "I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton" is a meme quote that has been attributed to everyone from Seth Rich to Harambe.

>>6688851

>here we are now

>entertain us

I feel stupid and contagious

>>6688866

CTA, which stands for "Caught the AIDS"

Just because you're doomed from your homohole buttsex doesn't mean you need to throw shade all over the rest of us!

>>6688876

I'm cheating, here. I've seen them. Ultra bananas infinity overdosed on mushrooms one time and I saw them. They just look like little red eyeballs, watching. Pretty gnarly experience. Have always wondered what they want.

>>6688899

>not to rain on this parade, but that's sorta the whole point of them

What does it say about all of our past leaders that so many of us are astounded when we have one that makes proper use of the most basic levers and mechanics of the office in service to the American people?

GO TRUMP GO

PRAISE GOD

PASS THE AMMO

>>6688929

>I'll level with you, I was joking.

I basically was too, but I have no problem larping with you as an alphabet analyst. Really makes no difference to me if you are or aren't, CIA niggers are welcome to shitpost here with us, too.

>>6688985

Bravo, anon!

>>6689051

Unrelated but who is this chick?

>>6689058

>I hope we have some tax evasion / wire fraud charges to fall back on.

When enough people investigating you or serving as witnesses against you mysteriously die, at a certain point, villagers are going to burn you at the stake as a witch. There's that "enough is enough" point where disappearing villagers stop being coincidences and start being the work of a vampire that needs to receive a stake-based remediation.

>>6689062

>You really need to get off of your fat ass and go clean your mamas house.

CTA doesn't have a mother. He was born when a syphilitic hobo had a prostate orgasm on a bus station toilet seat that fertilized an embryo discarded when a skinny white chick punched herself in the stomach in pursuit of her bulimia diet.

>>6689132

That 2nd one is supposed to be animated. You grabbed the thumbnail, you doof!

>>6689179

>>6689242

>its cringe af so far

Yeah, saying "FAIL" as if it's still 2004

>>6689286

>Gotta say, that gave a tingle.

Ah felt it in mah plums.

>>6689292

This gives them a channel to force-feed disinfo to bad actors, and they think they're getting away with something.

>>6689318

>>6689337

>Anyone ever seen a vegetarian cat?

Only ones being forced into it by SJW idiots.

>>6689355

5:5

I don't think it's true but it's a very fun idea. Seth was a Bernie Bro who worked for Bernie's campaign IT staff. I just can't see him stepping into that role after having his death faked and all.