YEAH YOU TELL EM BUDDY YOU'VE GOT THOSE GODDAMNED DEEPSTATE NIGGERS ON THE RUN NOW
WORSE THAN STORE-BRAND Q
OH LOOKS ITS HALF THE POSTS DOUBLE THE FAGGOTRY CHANLORD SUPREME HOW YOU DOING NIGGER DID YOUR BLUE WAFFLE EVER HEAL UP BET IT SMELLED LIKE MCDONALDS TIER SAURKRAUT AND YEASTY BAGLES
NOT CRYPTIC ENOUGH TRY HARDER ASSHOLE ALSO IMPROVE YOUR FORMATTING THEN TAKE UP BEEKEEPING
NEWSFLASH YOUR NIPPLES LOOK LIKE LARGE PEPPERONIS WITH A CAPER ON TOP NOW WHAT IDK
SELAMAT HYMEN THIS IS FREDDY BENSON OF HIGH ASHTAR COMMAND WE COME IN PEACE AND ARE OBSERVING THESE CHANS AS WE ORBIT YOUR BROWNHOLE PLEASE PREPARE FOR BOARDING AND SOME SICK TECHNO BEATS ALSO A LITTLE ANAL PROBING BUT WE GOT A GUY FOR THAT REAL GENTLE HIS NAME IS ROBERT DAVID MORNINGSTAR HE'S ALSO A TIME TRAVELER NICE DUDE PLEASE DON'T PANIC
NO JIM I USE A BAD APIARIST
DAVID WILCOCK IS REINCARNATED EDGAR CAYCE AMAZING RIGHT ALSO EARTH IS FLAT MOON LANDING NEVER HAPPENED OBAMA IS A TRANNY LOVING FAGGOT AND HEROIN IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU
HOW MANY GOLFBALLS CAN YOU SAFELY FIT IN YOUR ANUS ASKING FOR A FRIEND HE'S THROWING A BARMITZVA WANTS TO IMPRESS THE RABBI MIGHT SQUAREDANCING AFTERWARDS IDK LET ME KNOW
JUST LIKE MOTHER USED TO MAKE
CHANLORD SUPREME FAILS AGAIN WOMP WOMP YOU STUPID NIGGER ASSHOLE
JOHN TITOR CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND SUCKED MY ASSHOLE DRY TOO BAD IT WAS TACO BELL NIGHT TOOK TOO LONG NOW HE MISSED HIS DEPARTURE WINDOW AND HE'S GOTTA WAIT TIL APRIL
>nobody loves me so imma be a total faggot and say edgy hateful chanlord shit thatll show them for sure
WOMP WOMP
GET RIGHT WITH JESUS FUCKER FREDDY BENSON CANT SAVE YOU THE PATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS IS ONLY ATTAINABLE THROUGH HIM SELAMAT HYMEN
THIS FAGGOT LOVES MY SOFT WORDS I WHISPER THEM INTO YOUR EAR MAKE YOU CREAM YOUR FUCKING PANTIES LIKE A PROPER LITTLE BITCH YEAH THATS RIGHT NICE SILKY LIPS
CHANLORD HERE IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PEAK IN HIGHSCHOOL AND END UP WORKING AT TRADER JOE'S AS A FUCKING BAG BOY
RATS IN THE FRONT ROOM, ROACHES IN THE BACK
JUNKIES IN THE ALLEY WITH A BASEBALL BAT
I TRIED TO GET AWAY BUT I COULDN’T GET FAR
CAUSE A MAN WITH A TOW TRUCK REPOSSESSED MY CAR
YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SCHOOL, YOU COULD'VE LEARNED A TRADE
BUT YOU LAID IN THE BED WHERE THE BUMS HAVE LAID
NOW ALL THE TIME YOU'RE CRYING THAT YOU'RE UNDERPAID
IT'S LIKE THAT (WHAT?) AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS
HUH!
YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER ANY BAKER WHO'S BEEN TO BAKER SCHOOL KNOWS THE BEST BAKES ARE BAKES MADE ON A KINDLE PAPERWHITE WITH THE BACKLIGHT DISABLED
A LIFETIME OF DEBAUCHARY AND DRUGS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO BEING A HOST ON AGT THAT SHIT CHANGES YOU FOREVER PRESS F
WHAT ABOUT TOOTS LAZARUS OF OUR TIME EPOCH OF THE STARS
CHANLORD SUPREME
HDR DEVICES DON'T WORK
WHAT DID YOU GLUE YOUR BALLS TO THE RUBBING PLATE AGAIN?
DON'T DO THAT
STEPHEN GIBBS WONT REFUND IF YOU GOT BALL JUICE ON IT
TEMPORAL PLANE AINT EASY TO PIERCE
LOTS OF DEBRIS ON RE-ENTRY
WEAR SHOULDER PADS
NOTHING MORE HOMO THAN POSTING ANIME AT ANOTHER DUDE AND CALLING THEM CUTE WHAT THE FUCK
STOP YELLING AT ME ASSHOLE
FART RAPE
GET A JOB YOUR MOM IS TIRED OF MICROWAVING YOUR LUNCH
NIGGERS