Hearing the Polish president's name over and over on the news … all I can think about is this.

Camptown ladies

Sing this song,

Doo-da, Doo-da

The Camptown racetrack's

Five miles long

Oh, de doo-da day

Goin' to run all night

Goin' to run all day

I bet my money

on a bob-tailed nag

Somebody bet on the gray

I know…oldfag here KEK