TY BAKER!!!!!!
Held onto this from last bread since it was near the end:
There are clearly 2 Joe Bidens. One is the Joe Biden that was VP, permanently too slick to handle, the other one looks like Biden, but juuusssst not quite. He's very clearly a different person, it's more than just the ears. I can't tell though, I feel like his jaw is weaker? Slightly narrower chin? The eyes are closer together?
Anyway, Fake Joe has one attached lobe, real joe has both detached. I got some good front-on photos just to pre-empt the "muh one side" or "flipped photo" haters.