Trump to Gates at their meeting today:

“Here Bill, I’m pretty busy so first things first go ahead and read this voluminous dossier we have on your activities, I’ll be back in an hour”

… one hour later …

“What’s the matter Bill? You’re white as a ghost. I’ll tell you what, you can sign this letter of confession here in front of this notary and then tell my guys everything you know about everything recorded on the record, or you can take a quick tour of Gitmo. Your choice.”