I like you anon, not because of what you believe in but of how faithful you are in your beliefs. I'll be there for you to pick up your nipples when the electrode clamps pull them off. I'll be there to bandage your wounds when anon removes your genitals. I'll be there with some bug spray when anon fills your anus with fire ants. I'll be your eyes when anon gouges them out. I'll help you walk when your leg bones are smashed into little tiny pieces. I'll be there to pick up your fingers when when Anon chops them off with his Buck knife. I'll be there with a sharpie to give you new eyebrows when Anon carves them off with a razor blade. Remember anon, I am probably the only friend you have next to the roaches living in the discarded pizza boxes in the corner of your moms basement. I'll be there for you anon.