I would be on twitter if you died. I can see the headlines now. "(Freddy Benson) dead from self inflicted gunshot wound. Freddy Benson was found dead today in an apparent suicide or possible accidental shooting when he was found by his boyfriend in his moms basement. Apparently his anus sustained massive wounds when he either accidently sat on a gun or was anally arousing himself with it when an accidental discharge occurred. The coroner and local police departments only comment was "meh". Services will be performed by the local jewish synagogue. If you wish to send flowers, the family has requested that meth be sent instead."