yawn… lemme know when POTUS sends 100,000 troops along with a flotilla loaded with tanks and strikers.
Cutting off Nancy Pelosi's money laundering pipeline
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Since California has become a shitty 3rd world state, isn't about time for the Marines and US Army to invade it?
Literally has gone to shit.
They sure could use a good dose of that regime change.