She's shaking like a car with a burned spark plug wire. That's exactly what mine felt like taking off.
What a bastard. He should go live over there if he loves it so much.
I bet they raise the price of a 16oz coffee to $3 to subsidize chopping off your willy. Haven't bought that shit in years because of the prices, anyway. Anyone who'd pay $2.50 for a small coffee is stupid.