How to become a fake hero in less than ten steps

1) Create a crises.

2) Back off.

3) Pretend by backing off you've actually solved the crises.

4) Declare vicrory.

5) Declare yourself a hero and saviour.

6) Trump supporters swoon.

7) Fox cheers

8) Repeat

*correction (sorry, bad grammar)

How to become a fake hero in *fewer than than ten steps

1) Create a crises.

2) Back off.

3) Pretend by backing off you've actually solved the crises.

4) Declare vicrory.

5) Declare yourself a hero and saviour.

6) Trump supporters swoon.

7) Fox cheers

8) Repeat