What's the only thing on this planet dumber than "passover?"

Mormon "passover."

Miracle of the gulls.

We were born into a cult. Mormon Exodus? American Moses?

Batshit I like it

Why are these morons obsessed with salt? They lie about everything. Ocean salt water is probably good for us somehow.

Either way that ain't Jesus.

And that other guy killed the grim reaper and took his sickle.