enjoy! i love this song
Oh Henry…
Pay attention!
Hi Cheese Larson
I know you want to be Samus
Right now it’s between you and Amber Heard for me
I am willing to end this war with you, but only if you let me adapt the Metroid film since I am honestly the biggest Metroid/Samus fan ever
I won’t disappoint the fans!
don’t you worry, i won’t make it sexy or like whatever
i want young girls to have a space pirates/bounty hunter movie they can truly adore for generations to come
i have some amazing ideas in my head and i don’t want any fucking losers to mess this up
this absolutely has to be the best video game film adaptation ever!
it’s time to give the world the metroid adaptation they’ve been waiting for!!!
of actually maybe taylor swift can star as Samus
So right now it’s been Brie, Amber, and Taylor lmao
Impress me, skanks!
This will be the biggest film of the century!
and the Samus action figures will look like the 90’s power ranger action figures
No sexy Samus
I want bad ass bitch Samus
the soundtrack will feature Meghan Trainor, Ciara, Azealia Banks, Iggy Azalea, Henry Cavill (even if the fag can’t sing), me obvi (I can sing… it’ll be my cover of Spandau Ballet’s “True”) and a bunch of my other faves (for sure Utada Hikaru and Ayumi Hamasaki and a bunch of trance remixes lmao)
God Henry
My dream is to marry you and become the next Wachowski duo
But we will only make video game adaptations
And we will make the best ones ever!
absolutely nobody can touch the Metroid property but me!
it’s going to be so fucking rad and bad-ass
i will truly give the people what they want!
this whole project is about equalizing everyone on this planet
no more hate
no more sorrow
we’re all broken and imperfect
let’s show off our best selves and head off to motherfucking space!
#spaceforce
(Actually, I think Zoma crum tesfa would make a great Samus!)
Oh man
I have so many video game film adaptations I’d like to make
In so many unconvential, unexpected and perfect ways
I will be the one to show the world the video game adaptations can be fucking incredible
(Not you Lauren Hissrich, lmao. SEEEEETHE!)
I want to direct the whole show
My vision is the best!
Deal with it, and continue to seethe you dumb ass fucking haters!
I’m making the movie for this and choosing all the actors
I am a complete control freak
Just know that it will be bomb as fuck
Even the fucking publicity for it
I’ll make it so controversial and make the whole world seethe collectively lmaooooo
Also I have to make a chrono trigger film
And bloodborne
Dark souls omggggg
ZELDA
I have so many faves omg
I will never go to sleep thinking up all of these incredible things
Also a silent hill 2 film for sure. One of the best video games ever created!
WE NEED A PN03 film for sure!
I will completely go postal if you fucking Hollywood fags don’t let me make the best video game adaptations ever