Put her in Wonka's fizzy lifting chamber.
So, looking up the schedule of the March Madness, for all of us who don't follow the fabled sportsballs
<First Round
Friday, March 16
<Second Round
Saturday, March 17
Sunday, March 18
<Sweet 16
Thursday, March 22
Friday, March 23
<Elite Eight
Saturday, March 24
Sunday, March 25
<Final Four
Saturday, March 31
<National championship
Monday, April 2 (Also World Autism Day)