That's the Mockingbird version, the real one is moar like this:
Pretend you're in a Third World Always Been a Shit Economy country.
A Soros Nigger comes to your door and says here's $500.
Take it to travel up north to this other country that has compd and stupid as fuck Immigration Laws.
They'll hold you for a bit then let you and your kid out so you can go live in Govt Housing with a full set of Gibsmedats.
Do what the fuck you want like nothing except on the 1st Tuesday in November when you need to go vote for the Dims.
That's America.