Real, and overpriced! You know how expensive it is to warp in from Omega 4, go through customs on Ceres and actually pick the stuff up on Earth? Outrageous. Those hairless apes drive a hard bargain, but its some good shit!
Kek
Naw, but, for real, its rumored to be enjoyed by EBEs.
Religious expression and ideological supremacy are different than ethnic supremacy. But youd know that if you werent totally lost spiritually.
Best part is, while exerting the smallest amount of effort, our ops (pranks, really) have the largest effects. So, the amount of effort required to indocrinate the masses into ambivalence is rising exponentially, at this rate it just cant be sustained.
Youre incredible, just fyi. Remarkable. Totally incredible! What you can do! ^-^